Infomercial Awesome

I am now the proud owner of a Snuggie. Yes, it is exactly as awesome as it looks. Plus it comes with a hella bomb LED, which you KNOW will illuminate your books. Watch that infomercial! Did you hear those tight rhymes? See that family at the sports game! AW YEAH! SNUGGIE UP IN HERE! Plus, it makes you look like a suburbanite Cthulhu worshipper, which is great if the Mormons come door knocking...